This is the next new song from Al’s “Internet Leaks” and it hit iTunes and YouTube yesterday. SO GO BUY IT!
This song makes me laugh on SOO many levels. It has Disney and Jungle Cruise jokes and I love me the Jungle Cruise. “Here is the backside of water!” I also have many friends who kill themselves night and day in community theater secretly hoping that they get a phone call…I know it.
GOAT is doing Reservoir Dogs currently, so when that popped up on the video I almost died.
So, for those of you who don’t know, I’ve been driving a 2001 Chevrolet Cavalier since August of 2001. I loved that car. It is small and cheap, but it ran and ran and ran. Only major issue was that the fuel pump went out while I was on my way to work with Phil Collins, but was under warranty. Recently though, it was starting to show its age. A small coolant leak. Squeaky brakes. Finally the transmission slipped a couple times and it was in need of some good work. But at 135k miles, how much money could I justify pouring into it versus what its worth?
Let me start out by saying I’m not sure that I will be turning this into a weekly thing and I’m also not sure if I will be bringing back my Wii Fit weekly post, but I wanted to show that I’m still trying to sweat off the fatness and for my birthday I received a new Wii game to use. My parents bought me EA Sports Active (a game that my mom is also using).
EA Sports Active!
That is my main page. Yesterday I got only 50% because I didn’t spend the extra time to fill out my “fitness survey” that asks you about what you ate and how much exercise you got the day before.
This movie was just another Sacha Baron Cohen masterpiece…wait that isn’t the word. Farce would probably work much better.
Don’t get me wrong. If you like homoerotic jokes and full frontal male nudity repeated for 90 minutes, you might like this movie. It is the same big gay joke over and over. Look he is having sex using a dildo attached to a stationary exercise bike. Look he is using that same contraption to rock his African baby’s crib. Look he is hanging out with rednecks and hitting on them. Look he is hitting on Ron Paul.
The funniest jokes are all in the previews, so keep your money in your pocket.
My biggest question is how in the world have these people not figured him out. With all the promotion Borat got, he looks EXACTLY the same except for the eyebrows and mustache. Easy fix, when his next movie starts filming and you see some crazy “foreign” guy that is being followed by cameras and looks just like Sacha Baron Cohen, ask him why his mom named him Sacha. They will stop filming and walk away. Done. If everyone would just do that the world would be a better place so we don’t have to see this SAME movie OVER and OVER and OVER again.
This movie also makes me question what exactly will get a NC-17 rating now? I have seen the NC-17 version of Showgirls and this was WAYYY worse.
You heard the new “Weird Al” song? I think it is pretty awesome!!
It is a Doors tribute with original The Doors keyboardist Ray Mazarek playing on the track!
For those of you paying attention, you will note that this is note a direct parody of any single The Doors song, this is fairly common for “Weird Al.” Many of his songs are “genre” or “band” parodies rather than specific song parodies.
Without further delay, enjoy by clicking HERE (I know, lame that I can’t embed it!)
When you decide that you love it, go buy it on iTunes or Zune marketplace! Show some love!
I have joined the masses and gotten myself a twitter. @d0d0joe (those are zero’s, just like the blog addy) is how you will find me.
I haven’t updated it a ton, but I am enjoying seeing insight into my sister’s life @fakpij, also following famous folks like the Mythbusters (@donttrythis@grantimahara) and Mike and Mike (@GreenyAndGolic).
I’m also loving hearing my mom make wise cracks about my receding hair line @momofkait.
So check out my tweets…or not…want me to follow you? Leave me your handle!
What does this mean to you? Dress up like a cow and you get free meal.
Dressing from “head to toe” will get you a full combo for free!!! Dressing partially like a cow will get you a free entree! More questions? Check this out.
Also, don’t feel like making/buying a cow costume? Print this “starter kit” from Chick-Fil-A.
I bet you didn’t expect that to pop up in your RSS feed today did ya?
Sorry about my month long hiatus, but I’m back and am going to attempt to keep the blog going every day. HOWEVER, don’t get all bent out of shape if I miss a day or two or twelve here and there. Life is constantly changing and I’m not the best at adapting with change.
Check past the break for a life update…or don’t…you don’t have to really…
Yes, yesterday was my 28th birthday and I must say it was a blast!!!
I would like to thank everyone who came out to spend some time with me!
First Jenny Cate spent the WHOLE day with me (and I didn’t have to pay her!) and even bought me breakfast for lunch to start the day!
Met up with Kati, Little Monkey, mom, dad, Jenny Cate, Rob and Tara for a couple games of bowling. Original plan was for mini-golf, but the weather was ugly…
Posing for a picture taken by Little Monkey at the bowling alley. The shirt is a gift!
Dinner was AMAZING! I love Kobe!! Thanks to Jess, Joe, Atticus, Westley, Caelan, A.C., Barbara, Tara, Rob, mom, dad and Jenny Cate for sharing in the fun. Even with the very small children at the table, our chef ended up making it probably the most adult show I’ve ever seen!!
My birthday photo! Check out the cupcakes!!!!
Rounded off the night with some time spent at my new favorite bar, Big Daddy’s Roadhouse for some karaoke!
I also made out pretty well in the gift department!
I got a bar of yummy Godiva dark chocolate and an Orlando Magic 2009 Eastern Conference Champions T-Shirt from JC (pictured above).
The family got me EA Sports Active and a heightened step for the balance board (I’m not certain that the link is to the exact product I got, but close enough). Also got a Mickey Mouse garden gnome (straight from the EPCOT International Flower & Garden Festival) which will be traveling with us on our trip this summer!!
Jess, Joe and the babes got me Guitar Hero Metallica for my Wii!! I’ve played it at their house and there are some KICK ASS songs on that disc! I don’t have the full band setup, but I might have to add a mic so I can sing!
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